RANT: WELFARE KINGS & QUEENS

I'm so sick of these people on welfare living lavish lives with the people's tax money, but not doing any work to earn it. Then they have children and the people have to support them too.

Yes, I'm talking about you Prince William...

THE SPORT OF KINGS

My major sports championship season is a few weeks away. Unlike most championships, mine starts in the beginning of the season. It's almost time for THE TRIPLE CROWN. It all starts with the Kentucky Derby (May 7, 2011 6PM), followed by the Preakness Stakes (Saturday May 21, 2011 6PM), and lastly, the Belmont Stakes (Saturday June 11, 2011 6PM).

If you want to learn how to bet on horses, check this out. I was going to explain it here, but the internet beat me to the punch.

RANT: POKER SITES SHUT DOWN BY US GOV

The FBI shut down Pokerstars.com, Full Tilt Poker and Absolute Poker. What happened to due process? So I guess now the government can just take your business (i.e. your website) just by charging you with a crime, not proving it. What happened to innocent until proven guilty? On top of this nonsense, they're not even sure if poker is really illegal gambling or a game of skill.

2.5 wars, 9.2% unemployment, $3.80/gal avg. gas price, US deficit over $14 trillion, Osama Bin Laden is still free, but the US government goes after online poker.

RANT: TCH POLITICAL IDEOLOGY

The Cultured Hooligan official political ideology:

I'm socially liberal, and fiscally broke.